omg why are buttons so irresistible? you see a red button? YOU HAVE TO PUSH IT!!! it's like an automatic reaction. there is no way to not touch the button!

so why the button fiasco? because i was told not to press this one button and what did i do? i pressed it! really it was only a little poke but that someone knew it would be impossible for me not to. right when my finger came out and the red button cave in....i was knee deep in the mud. ya. real funny. ha. ha. ha.

THAT BASTARD!!!! he played such a cruel trick on me! it came out of nowhere! this huge blob of mud came crashing down on my head! jerk. it wasn't funny. i'l get you for this. just you wait. i know where you live........bastard.